The "St. Patrick's Pub Crawl" Trail
{Pub to Pub to Pub... What can go wrong !?!
(HEADLAMP)
Trail #1198 Ashburn, VA 20147
March 17th, 2016
Description:
It's St. Patrick's Day... so what does that mean? Leave your livers at
home... it is a Pub Crawl!!
Pub Crawl: (sometimes called a bar tour, bar crawl, or pub-hopping) is the
act of visiting multiple pubs or bars in a single session.
Well... you don't actually have to 'crawl', you can walk!! Some still like
adding a runners' trail to the event. This year's event will be at the
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ashburn+Village+Center/@39.0439889,-77.47
48205,849m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b63eb3c2bad1df:0xe06b9e520316365c
!8m2!3d39.0439889!4d-77.4748205!16s%2Fg%2F1tdw8yyf?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MD
MxMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> Ashburn Village Shopping Center, in Ashburn, VA
20164.
We will start off at the Blue Ridge Grill: 44065 Ashburn Shopping Plaza,
Ashburn, VA 20147
Then cozy over to The Pub (I know It's "The Pub" because is says so!!):
44065 Ashburn Shopping Plaza, Ashburn, VA 20147
And then finish off over at Finnegan's Grill & Irish Pub: 44050 Ashburn
Shopping Plaza.
START: is at the
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ashburn+Village+Center/@39.0439889,-77.47
48205,849m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b63eb3c2bad1df:0xe06b9e520316365c
!8m2!3d39.0439889!4d-77.4748205!16s%2Fg%2F1tdw8yyf?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MD
MxMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> Ashburn Village Shopping Center, in Ashburn, VA
20164"
WHERE: "START" location for this week's So Happy Its Tuesday trail is at the
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ashburn+Village+Center/@39.0439889,-77.47
48205,849m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b63eb3c2bad1df:0xe06b9e520316365c
!8m2!3d39.0439889!4d-77.4748205!16s%2Fg%2F1tdw8yyf?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MD
MxMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> Ashburn Village Shopping Center, in Ashburn, VA
20164".
COST: Is on your own!!
TIME: Sign-In: 06:30pm ~ Hares Away: 07:00pm ~ SUNSET: 05:58pm...
WEATHER: High "82" ~ Low "42" ~ Sunny w/5 chance of Showers ~ Wind S at 5
mph ~ 45% Humidity.
HARES: "Mystery Hare", & his or her "Mystery Hare"
D'ERECTIONS:
METRO: NOT THIS WEEK!!
DRIVING:
From Sterling/Herndon/Reston:
START is at the
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ashburn+Village+Center/@39.0439889,-77.47
48205,849m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b63eb3c2bad1df:0xe06b9e520316365c
!8m2!3d39.0439889!4d-77.4748205!16s%2Fg%2F1tdw8yyf?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MD
MxMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> Ashburn Village Shopping Center, in Ashburn, VA
20164": From Route 7, Take a LEFT onto Ashburn Village Boulevard and turn a
RIGHT into the shopping center at the intersection of Gloucester Parkway.
From Route 28, Take a RIGHT onto Gloucester Parkway and turn RIGHT into the
shopping center just past Ashburn Village Boulevard.
From the Beltway:
START is at the
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ashburn+Village+Center/@39.0439889,-77.47
48205,849m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b63eb3c2bad1df:0xe06b9e520316365c
!8m2!3d39.0439889!4d-77.4748205!16s%2Fg%2F1tdw8yyf?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MD
MxMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> Ashburn Village Shopping Center, in Ashburn, VA
20164": Find your way to Route 28 (Dulles Toll Road) or Route 7 and follow
directions above.
Or check the old fashioned way... GET A MAP!!
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ashburn+Village+Center/@39.0439889,-77.47
48205,849m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b63eb3c2bad1df:0xe06b9e520316365c
!8m2!3d39.0439889!4d-77.4748205!16s%2Fg%2F1tdw8yyf?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MD
MxMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> Ashburn Village Shopping Center, in Ashburn, VA
20164"
Park and look for wankers milling around. If you get lost... call AHHB at:
703.622.8697 (I won't answer, but it's good to know that I still have a
phone).
On-On-On:
OnOnOn: TBD at: "
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48205,849m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b63eb3c2bad1df:0xe06b9e520316365c
!8m2!3d39.0439889!4d-77.4748205!16s%2Fg%2F1tdw8yyf?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MD
MxMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> Ashburn Village Shopping Center, Burke, VA
22015-2640" (or wherever you've gotten lost!).
D'ERECTIONS:
FROM "START": (depending where you parked)...
TBD at: "
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ashburn+Village+Center/@39.0439889,-77.47
48205,849m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b63eb3c2bad1df:0xe06b9e520316365c
!8m2!3d39.0439889!4d-77.4748205!16s%2Fg%2F1tdw8yyf?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MD
MxMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> Ashburn Village Shopping Center, Burke, VA
22015-2640".
PRELUBE: TBD at: "
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ashburn+Village+Center/@39.0439889,-77.47
48205,849m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b63eb3c2bad1df:0xe06b9e520316365c
!8m2!3d39.0439889!4d-77.4748205!16s%2Fg%2F1tdw8yyf?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MD
MxMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D> Ashburn Village Shopping Center, Burke, VA
22015-2640".
ADD'L INFO: BRING A FLASHLIGHT!!
Miscellaneous: Trail will be... A to A:
Dog Friendly Factor: Tough Dogs Only...
Stroller Friendly Factor: Walkers' Trail... NOT!!
Final Disclaimer: Bring dry clothes and shoes, bug spray, sunscreen (NOT!!),
condoms (as always... be safe!!), your grandmother's underwear (why... we
don't know. Hummm... or is it... you never know?), and your appetite for
some fine beers from all over the world!! And... finally... should we remind
you... shiggy-socks and/or PI Block.
Oh... and please don't forget those beautiful, young female virgins!!
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QUESTIONS: Contact And How's Her Bush: <mailto:AndHowsHerBush@fastmail.com>
AndHowsHerBush@fastmail.com
Or Call: 703-622-8697
And How's Her Bush
(InBev for short)
Welcome to the SH*T Hash. Looking for something to do on Tuesday nights? Well, look no further!
The S.H.I.T. H3 is one of thousands of social groups that like to run (or walk) and drink beer! We are a "Drinking Club with a Running Problem!" Our goal is to have a good time, meet new people and get a little exercise. For more information about the history of the hash, check out our History page.
We meet every Tuesday, rain or shine, at 6:30 and hares are away at 7:00.
Bear in mind that hashing is an adult activity, and as such requires that you exhibit the responsibilities implied therein. Underage drinking will not be tolerated, and we will be checking ID's for anyone under 69. We also do not condone drinking and driving please conduct yourself accordingly. That being said, if you are of legal age to enjoy fine food, drink, and the company of the greatest people wandering through the woods on any given Tuesday night, please come on out and enjoy!