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Trail 787: Three's Company

Hares: AAR Penis, Dick Panties, On On Ring Off

Location: 3538 Sleepy Hollow Rd, Falls Church, VA 22041

Date: April 4, 2017

Come and knock on our (back) door... 

Take a step that is new (walkers and runners both)...
We've a loveable space that needs your face (you know where that space is!)...
Three's company, too (and more is fine, too).

You'll see that life is a (hairy) ball again...

Laughter (at the body parts) is calling for you...
Down at our rendezvous (Rounded boobs? Randy screws?)... 
Three's company, too!


SHIT Hashers, your favorite threesome of sexually ambiguous, somewhat androgynous, and totally fabulous wankers will be bringing you on a trail that has enough bush to remind you of the 70's (millennials: look up "Retro Porn"), enough gayness to keep Mr. Roper guessing, and hopefully OnOnRingOff will avoid breaking her arms doing an impersonation of Jack Tripper. By then, the (Chrissy) Snow will be gone, so you'll get plenty of time looking at (Janet) Wood.

Be ready for an assortment of 3-way challenges and hijinks, including a minimum of 3 drink checks, and plenty of opportunities to tri-violate.

Some important April 4th history for you:

?       Mauritius van Saksen (heh heh... sacks) creates alliance with Karel Stroganov (heh heh... strokin')

?       King James II of England publishes Declaration of Indulgence ('nuff said)

?       Casparus van Wooden patents chocolate milk powder (heh heh... wooden)

?       Darwin reaches Rio de Janeiro on HMS Beagle (the gang hung out with Larry at the Regal Beagle)

?       British garrison of Reddersberg surrenders to Boer general De Wet (surrender to the wet...)

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ON-AFTER: Since you'll already be chasing two cue balls and a harriette who thinks that a game of 8-ball is a typical Tuesday night, we'll be headed over to Cue Club Caf?; the drive there only has one turn - no false trails!

Their hash-friendly manager gave us an exceptional deal to thank us for being great patrons (and tippers!), including food and drink specials (they're tapping a brand-new keg just for us!), free darts, and have also generously offered to provide a couple of pool tables at no charge!!


Three's Company... and more is teamwork!

News


  • 4/22 - 10th Bi-Annual Half-Mind, Half-Ass, Half-Case, Half-Marathon & Taco Palooza
  • 9/16 - Beer, Bus, Brewery, Pub Party AGM-2017
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Hare Log


Hasher Count
And How's Her Bush191
The Udder Ho102
Parent's Weekend85
Herpicles52
14 Karat C*ck51
Lube Me Up Scotty43
All The Way In42
Porn To Fail38
Field of Cream37
Nuclear Jism37
Running Bare36
Tupperware35
B*tch Where My Money?34
Dixie Queen32
Wookin' Pa Nub32
Holy Fuck26
Lactose Tolerant26
Fire in the Cornhole25
Free P*ssy to Good Home25
She Fingered Me24
Mini Barbarino23
Gets Off Easy22
Certified Underwater Naval Technician19
Fingrrrrrrrrrr19
Stick It In My Socket19
Cum of a Cum of a Sailor18
So Hot I'll Turn You Gay18
Vaginger Monologues18
Corn on the Cock17
I'd Rather F*ck My Sister17
Patent Pounding17
White Kane17
I Cunt Hear U16
Silver Lining16
Tikki Tooki Timbo No See Nimbo Booey-Hooey Bushy-Fooey Pom-Pom Nikki Nomi16
Hood Whorenament15
Doctor Cockulus14
Fatboy Slim14
Narcolingus14
Strokin' My Wife Away14
Taster's Choice14
Air Spanker One13
Done in 6 Seconds13
Cop S Interruptus12
Cradle To The Dreidel12
Davy Crotch Itch12
Dead Hare12
Little Cock That Won't12
Lush of the Irish12
Mystery Hare!!!12
P.ENnIS12
Ass Ogre11
Gladiater11
Sister's On Top11
Watergate11
CockSpur the Friendly Host10
My Little Bologna Pony10
Permanently Screwed10
Red Roof Inn10
The Otter Pink Meat10
Bad Dog9
Dick Trashy9
Metro Ho9
Snatchasnorous9
Doggie Madison8
Dr. Strangelove8
I'm Falling And I Can't Get It Up8
Lick That When You're Done8
No Name Nyet8
Obese Wan Kenobi8
Rash on the Gash8
Split Pussynality8
Hermaphrodites on Unicycles7
Like A Good Neighbor My Cooch Is Bare7
MotorMouth7
Pene en la Boca7
Poonskin Cap7
Seed Me After Class7
The Great White Milf7
The Walking Head7
Your Honor, I Suck Cock7
Curb Job6
Everyone's On My Ass6
French Toasted6
O-696
Pee-Wee's Gayhouse6
Pencil Dick6
Pussy Coast Highway6
Summer's Eve6
TBD6
Typical Woman6
Amber Alert5
Chlorine Kills Everything5
Concealed in my Camel-Toe5
Daddy's Little Girl Swallows5
DIY and Cry5
Horse Jerker5
I Can't Believe It is Not Herpes5
M.T.Me 5
Mark Twaint5
Moroccan Mole5
Mr. Softie5
Passion of a Dumbass5
Penetration Without Authorization5
Puke Me Up Buttercup5
Rodem and Wrectum5
Rodeo Fuck5
Saskatchewsnatch5
Three Holer5
Up Her Alley5
Whack-a-Mole5
Beer Bitch4
Boobin Hood4
Bored of Erections4
Buddhi Jump-Her4
Bukake Derby4
Coin Operated4
Cum and Do Skipper4
Dirty Dog4
Everyone Got Some4
Grease Monkey4
HazMatt4
Hooked on Yonics4
How Big Is Your Flower4
Just Zach4
Mr. GoodWench4
Our Own Vanna4
Penis Pen Pal4
Quack Quack, Bitch4
Screws On First4
Shamrock Your Cock4
Sir Shaves A Lot4
Soft Serve Custer4
Stab My Cock4
Wine and Cheese4
$10 OAR3
AAR Penis3
Can't Find Pussy In A Haystack3
Closet Slut3
Cockodile Hunter3
Cunning Runt3
Daddy's Little Fucktard3
Dahmer3
Deep Shit3
Designer Bush3
Dole in the Hole3
Flatulating on Random Bitches3
Foreskin Bloody Foreskin3
Fox Twat3
Friendly Thighs3
Full Metal Balls3
Geezer Pleaser3
General Flo's Chicken3
Hand 2 Hand Cumbat3
I can tuna piana but I can't find your d*ck3
Just Julie3
Just Susan3
La Whore de France3
Missing Link3
Pay Before you Pump3
Pay Per View3
Please Step Away From The Whores3
Pothole3
Private Snowball3
Quick Closing3
Shit Tipped Dingaling (STD)3
Taint My Juicy Pie3
The Clorox Kid3
Three Holes...No Waiting3
You Only Cum Once3
1000 Watt Twat2
32ChickenFucker1903.7(a)2
Areola Borealis2
Bite Me Elmo2
Boobah the Beef Princess2
Chasing the Beast2
Chessnuts2
Circular Breeding2
Dangerously Close2
Double Ohhh Positive2
Drillbert Stinker Dick the Cricket Negotiator2
Drunk and DisWhorederly2
Dykon My Nikon2
Fish N Tits2
Gay Ship Lollipop2
Gerry A$$ Tricks2
Ginger Snatch2
Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds2
Happy on his knees2
Hareless2
Have You Seen My Precious?2
I Faked Them All2
I Lost My Keys In A Man Named Frisco2
I R Gay2
I'm Gonna Geek You Sucka2
Jerkin the Gherkin2
Just Beth2
Just Wayne2
Lips & Assholes2
Mathturbates2
Mismanagement2
Mouthful2
Muffaluffagous2
My Nuts Ride Shotgun2
Nail Me, Don't Jail Me2
Naughty Pine2
Naval Jelly2
Need Hares2
Nippoles Cage2
No Time To Wipe2
Osama Bin Hashing2
Party Pooper2
Possession of Swollen Goods 2
Purple Peter Eater2
Pyro2
Red River Runs Through It2
Runs With Bulls2
Skinny Dickens2
Slow To Cum2
Sorest Rump2
Spike2
Spitz2
Suckled To B 2
Survival Of The Spitist2
T.O.M. (All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat)2
Target Practice2
The Whore of Sarajevo2
Tooth Fairy2
Tour Duh Whore2
Trickle Treat2
Vagina Minor2
Virgin Avec Mary (VAM)2
Whore Chicken2
Wreath Around2
You Must Be This Tall To Ride2
A$$hole Cheese Slammer1
Anal Roseary Beads1
Arrested Development1
Assault My Ass1
Billy Goat Mother F*cker1
BloJack1
Blue Balls Blocker1
Blue Bear1
Broken Dicklish1
Bumper StickHer1
C: <ENTER> ###1
Camo Sutra1
Cheap A$$ Gigilo1
Checkered Fag1
Chock Full of Cock1
Choo Choo in the Poo Poo1
Close Your Eyes & Hope 4 the Breast1
Crash Test Dummy1
Cum Brue Lay1
Cum O Yee Faithful1
Deer Penthouse1
Department of Vegetable Affairs1
Dick In The Eye1
Dick Panties1
Dildo Shaggins1
Dual Airbags1
Dude No Insertion1
Dungeons and Dragqueens1
EEE! EEE! EEE!1
Elaine BenAss1
Erectional Officer1
Everything But the Kitchen Sink1
Explodes On Impact1
F By Numbers1
Fakers Dozen1
Flamming Unit Jr1
Fluffer1
Foreskin and Seven Men Ago1
Four Floors and Seven Seconds Ago1
FU Long Time1
Fud Mucker1
Gavel Gobbler1
Gay Station1
GBOF1
Get Off the Babysitter1
Gimme an Oohhh1
Go F Yourself1
Golden Showers1
Great White Lie1
Guidance Cuntselor1
Hasher Humper1
I Don't Ride Bitch1
I'm Not Horny, He's my brother1
IHOV1
Immaculate Deception1
In-Cumming!!!1
Indecent Proposal1
IO Watchin' You1
Itemized Seductions1
Ivy Licker1
JizzRcize 5 Guys1
Just Alyssa1
Just Brittany1
Just Christina F1
Just Dan1
Just Daniel 1
Just Don1
Just Donald1
Just Donna Lee1
Just Dusty1
Just Elissa1
Just Eric1
Just Erin1
Just Finnegan1
Just Gary1
Just Ishu1
Just Janice1
Just Jeremy1
Just Johnny1
Just Jolie1
Just Joseph1
Just Karl1
Just Kate1
Just Laurie1
Just Lynda1
Just Maggie1
Just Marcus1
Just Marisa1
Just Michael1
Just Mike1
Just Mo1
Just Olga1
Just Pat1
Just Pavonka1
Just Rachelle1
Just Robert1
Just Sharif1
Just Stephanie1
Just Stephen1
Just Steve1
Just Tim1
Just Tori1
Just Tricia1
Just Wade1
Just Yuliya1
Kiel Bastard1
Kiss My Axiom1
Knee Deep Pussy High1
Lassie1
Late Cummer1
Late Nite Drive Thru1
Lazer Shit1
Leave It For Beaver1
Left It On For Length1
Little Big One1
Little DebuTwat1
M.I.C Och Shoots Blanks1
Mary Mary Cunt-So-Hairy1
Master Queef Petty Fucker1
Mattress, Queen of the jungle juice1
Meet the Parents1
Mellow Foreskin Cheese1
Mount Me Tender Mount Me Quickly1
Mowgli1
My Ass Hurts1
Nasty When Wet1
Necropheliairlines1
Nice Shoes Wanna F*ck1
Not A Real Cop [NARC]1
Octopussy1
One Eye Willie1
Oral Birth Control1
Penis Fly Trap1
Piece of Ass Ogre1
PITA1
Plivates Plactice1
Poon Toupee1
Red Foreskin1
Road Whore1
Rocky Whore1
Rough Put1
S. S. Minnow1
SemiCuntDuctor1
Senior Doucheberg1
Shit Or Get Off The Pot1
Side Show Boobs1
Sizzle Sack1
Slurpee1
Smell my Fish1
Snap Crackle Poop1
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back1
Spinal Tap1
Sucks It Blue1
Taste the Rainblow1
TBOS1
Telecummer1
Test Tube Baby1
The Hebrew SlamHer1
Third Base Cooch1
Three Laws of Never Getting Laid1
Triple Nipple1
We Got a Bleeder1
Where's the Beef?1
Whorespower1
Yariben1