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Trail 787: Three's Company

Hares: AAR Penis, Dick Panties, On On Ring Off

Location: 3538 Sleepy Hollow Rd, Falls Church, VA 22041

Date: April 4, 2017

Come and knock on our (back) door... 

Take a step that is new (walkers and runners both)...
We've a loveable space that needs your face (you know where that space is!)...
Three's company, too (and more is fine, too).

You'll see that life is a (hairy) ball again...

Laughter (at the body parts) is calling for you...
Down at our rendezvous (Rounded boobs? Randy screws?)... 
Three's company, too!


SHIT Hashers, your favorite threesome of sexually ambiguous, somewhat androgynous, and totally fabulous wankers will be bringing you on a trail that has enough bush to remind you of the 70's (millennials: look up "Retro Porn"), enough gayness to keep Mr. Roper guessing, and hopefully OnOnRingOff will avoid breaking her arms doing an impersonation of Jack Tripper. By then, the (Chrissy) Snow will be gone, so you'll get plenty of time looking at (Janet) Wood.

Be ready for an assortment of 3-way challenges and hijinks, including a minimum of 3 drink checks, and plenty of opportunities to tri-violate.

Some important April 4th history for you:

?       Mauritius van Saksen (heh heh... sacks) creates alliance with Karel Stroganov (heh heh... strokin')

?       King James II of England publishes Declaration of Indulgence ('nuff said)

?       Casparus van Wooden patents chocolate milk powder (heh heh... wooden)

?       Darwin reaches Rio de Janeiro on HMS Beagle (the gang hung out with Larry at the Regal Beagle)

?       British garrison of Reddersberg surrenders to Boer general De Wet (surrender to the wet...)

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ON-AFTER: Since you'll already be chasing two cue balls and a harriette who thinks that a game of 8-ball is a typical Tuesday night, we'll be headed over to Cue Club Caf?; the drive there only has one turn - no false trails!

Their hash-friendly manager gave us an exceptional deal to thank us for being great patrons (and tippers!), including food and drink specials (they're tapping a brand-new keg just for us!), free darts, and have also generously offered to provide a couple of pool tables at no charge!!


Three's Company... and more is teamwork!

Welcome

If your trails aren't live, your Hash ain't S.H.I.T.!


Welcome to the SH*T Hash. Looking for something to do on Tuesday nights? Well, look no further!

The S.H.I.T. H3 is one of thousands of social groups that like to run (or walk) and drink beer! We are a "Drinking Club with a Running Problem!" Our goal is to have a good time, meet new people and get a little exercise. For more information about the history of the hash, check out our History page.

We meet every Tuesday, rain or shine, at 6:30 and hares are away at 7:00.

Bear in mind that hashing is an adult activity, and as such requires that you exhibit the responsibilities implied therein. Underage drinking will not be tolerated, and we will be checking ID's for anyone under 69. We also do not condone drinking and driving please conduct yourself accordingly. That being said, if you are of legal age to enjoy fine food, drink, and the company of the greatest people wandering through the woods on any given Tuesday night, please come on out and enjoy!